1. A member of the order Primates, excluding man; specifically, most long-tailed primates, including the Old and New World monkeys and the marmosets, and usually excluding the anthropoid apes and the lemurs, lorises, tree shrews, and tarisers.

2. A mischievous, playful child or young person.

3. The iron block of a pile driver.

4. Slang- A person who is mocked, duped, or made to appear a fool.

5. Slang- Drug addiction, regarded as a burdensome affliction: have a monkey on one's back.

6. A funny little furry thing from which one can derive hours upon hours of pointless amusement.

      You might try not to laugh, but you can't help yourself. The little buggers go straight to that part of the brain that derives amusement from the antics of animals that may or may not have been our ancestors. They sure seem like little people to me.

      I can't promise you that this site is not a waste of time, but I can guarantee that it's not a waste of time you'll feel guilty about.

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