My monkey threw poop.
The window, it was shattered...
I cried a little.

In the big jungle
my monkey eats a coconut.
Live free ye monkey!

The monkeys thinks aloud
by throwing poopie at will.
He thinks a lot.

Monkeys love gravy.
I saw a movie today.
No gravy in it.

Edward R. Murrow...
No, he wasn't a monkey.
Sure had nice teeth, though.

Never taunt monkeys.
I did and lost both my eyes.
Don't drink and drive, kids.

I love Taco Bell.
No monkeys work there today.
...monkey labor laws!

Neil Diamond's monkey
must be the hippest monkey.
He talks to the chair.

I had a dream that
Monkeys were eating my brains.
No more 'Faces of Death.'

Monkeys can use sign
language. So can the deaf and
they are funny too!