"One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said,

'Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes.'

So I wrote a paper that said

'Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek.'

I got an F.

When I told my Mom about it she said,

'I told you never trust a monkey!'

The end. "

--Brak, Space Ghost Coast to Coast