I Write. You Read.

A part of me believes that Simon knows how to read. Not only do I believe that he knows how to read, I believe he possesses the wherewithal to navigate the internet without assistance. I believe all of this because not even a week after that last entry — in which I extolled the many wonderful [...]

Oh, I know what you’re going to think. Of course he says his child is a genius. It’s his kid! What parent wouldn’t evangelize the accomplishments of his offspring, especially when they include the discovery of a cure for cancer, the eradication of world hunger and the Elfstrom Plan for World Peace (That Actually Works)™? [...]